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Homer: Oh My God! Lisa: What Is It? Homer: Tramapoline!
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Homer: Oh my God!
Lisa: What is it?
Homer: Tramapoline! Trampopoline! [runs out]
Bart: He said what now?
Marge: Please, don't bring home any more old crutches!
-- Homer gets excited over a free trampoline,
"Bart's Inner Child"
Related:
Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering!
-- Lisa, after Homer gets a trampoline for the family, "Bart's Inner Child...
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
} -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...
Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...
Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....