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• Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck, honey.
  [kisses Bart] Lisa: Bart, I'm sorry I'm going to miss your public humiliation, but the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument is just too exciting to pass up!...
• Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
  Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern hemisphere.
  Bart: What the hell is the "Southern hemisphere"? Lisa...
• Marge: I'm glad you're OK, honey, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.
  Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt....
• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
• Man 1: I'll stop them! [throws a boomerang which skims Bart's hair] Oh, no!
  It's coming back this way! Man 2: That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us....
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....