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• Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
  I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
• Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
  Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later for this.
  Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son....
• Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
  Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....
• Homer: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?
  Bart: I'm way ahead of you, Dad. Conover: [walking in] Kno-ock!...
• Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
  With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....
• Conover: Oh, my. Hello, I'm Evan Conover with the US State Department.
  [hands Marge his card] Marge: [reading] "Undersecretary for International Protocol...
• Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
  Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...