Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his
head]
Homer: Wrong!
Selma: When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?
Patty: Granted, you got some kids out of him, but when the seed have
been planted, you throw away the envelope.
Marge: I wish you wouldn't put Homer down like that. He may not be a
big success like you, but I can always count on him to provide
for the family.
Homer: [overhearing] Oh, sweet, trusting Marge, I can't let you down.
[holds up overdue mortgage notice] I'll get some money somehow.
[dials phone 5774623] Hello, Vegas? Give me 100 bucks on red...
D'oh! All right, I'll send you a check.
-- The Vegas Gamb-L-Phone, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
