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• Skinner: Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man -- Nelso
  Radio_active_ Man, stupid! Skinner: Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that....
• Rooney: Milhouse, listen: you can't quit this movie.
  I've seen your work; it's good -- very, very good....
• Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield.
  Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One" on fingers] one man....
• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
  No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today....
• Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film festival.
  [cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] You can stay with us, and enjoy the sights and sounds of the country....
• Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants.
  [people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it for us?...
• Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks -- folks from a Hollywood where values are.
  .. different. They weren't thinking about the money....
• Kent: Good morning, everybody. Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city.
  Perhaps it's part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify such carnage?...
• The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....