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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Director: Ladies and gentlement, meet America's new Fallout Boy!
  Milhouse: Aah! [screaming girls close in on him] Hutz...
• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....
• Wiggum: OK, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail.
  Mr. VH: But...will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Abe: Hot diggety! I'm going to smooch her like a mule eating an apple!
  [demonstrates] I even bought me some special novelty dentures....
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• I would have nobody to control me; I would be absolute
  and who but I? Now, he that is absolute can do what he like...
• Rooney: Milhouse, listen: you can't quit this movie.
  I've seen your work; it's good -- very, very good....