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• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• SLH paws at the front door] Marge: OK, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right?
  [the dogs run out] Hey! What'd I just say?...
• Marge: Ooh, this place is so big. Do you think we should split up and look for him, Homey?
  Homey? Homer: [at a ticket booth] Two bucks to win on number eight....
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....
• Lisa: Mom, why do _I_ have to wear a flea collar? Marge
  Oh, it's just easier this way. -- The simple way out, "Two Dozen & One Greyhound...
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...