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• Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those substitutes, but it's going to stop now.
  Leopold? Leopold: [bursting in] All right, you listen up, you little _freaks_....
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
  This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat....
• Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
  [everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge goes up to Bart and starts wiping dirt off his cheek] Ba...
• Bart: Psst! Over here. Marge: Huh? Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
  Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy....
• Bart: Uh, I think I got your lunch. [holds up note
  I am very proud of you, Love, Mom"] Lisa: Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me....
• Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
  I've got to get the real teachers back....
• Burns: Hello, young fellow. I haven't forgotten you.
  Here. Bart: Wow, a crowbar! Lisa: It's to open the crate, stupid....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...