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• Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip.
  Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this -- Ba
  Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger -- Marge...
• Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here".
  Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?...
• Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
  [everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge goes up to Bart and starts wiping dirt off his cheek] Ba...
• Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork.
  ..gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa....
• Edna: Tonight's homework assignment is -- Ba
  [exaggerated] Oh, man: is it hot in here. I'd better take off my sweater....
• Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would you like these cookies Martin made for me?
  Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper....
• Edna: Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this, and in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven guilty.
  Bart: God bless America. Edna: But _my_ classroom is not a democracy....