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• Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars, sir?
  Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose....
• Burns: Simpson, how old do you think I am? Homer: I dunno.
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• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• How do you make a quick skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel.
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  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...