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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• DNA guy: Ooh, nice eyelash. Yours? Wiggum: No. We need to find out who it belonged to.
  We want a DNA test. DNA guy: Ooh, ooh, ee, ooh, ooh, that takes, uh, eight to ten weeks....
• Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
  Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement] Bart, he broke your dog's legs....
• Marge: [hopeful] The police already have a suspec
  it's Mr. Smithers. [everyone talks animatedly about how plausible that is] Abe...
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Lisa: You know Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm.
  Marge: [comes in, holding a bowl] You know Homer, assisting Mr....
• Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
  Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....