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• Snake: Just pick the red card, it's totally not hard.
  [shuffles them a bit] Homer: Twenty on this one, my good man....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Wiggum: Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away.
  Snake: Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours....
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop! Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say Thanks, and applose[?
  ] applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday!...
• Even when uttered by Democrats, "middle class" often sounds like a mealymouthed way of saying, "Us, and not them," where them includes poor people, snake handlers and those with pierced tongues.
  -- Barbara Ehrenreich...
• Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
  Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....
• Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge. Marge: I love you too, Homey.
  Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly balanced....
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...