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• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• Milhouse: Hey, kid: stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder.
  We invented that, copycats. Milhouse2...
• Shelby: Quit stalling, kid. Write "Springfield sucks" in giant letters.
  [Bart groans, starts to do so] His can control is excellent....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Shelby: "Captain Riker, based on our past relationship, there's no reason for me to expect to becoming your first officer except that you need me.
  I know how to get things done and I have the expertise on the Borg....
• Ham: Won't you join us, Bart? Bart: [looks around] Uh.
  ..I guess so. Database: As the first student at Springfield Elementary to discover a comet, we're very proud to make you a member of our very select group....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Bart: Okay, we all know why we're here, right? Milhouse
  No, why? Bart: To fight Nelson, the bully. That guy has been tormenting all of us for years, and I for one am sick of it!...