Bart: OK, Here's How It Goes: I'm The Leader, Milhouse Is My Loyal Sidekick, Nelson's The Tough Guy, Martin's The Smart Guy, And Todd's The Quiet Religious Guy Who Ends Up Going Crazy.

Milhouse: Oh my gosh! Look: the fire hydrants here are yellow.
Nelson: This place is starting to freak me out....
Database: Uh, the trail has become indistinct. I suggest we split up to cover more ground.
Bart: Good idea. Milhouse, you and me will be Omega Team....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...
Milhouse: Hey, kid: stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder.
We invented that, copycats. Milhouse2...
Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer. Guy: Homer? Who is Homer?...
Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Ba...
Milhouse: What's going on? Where are all the grown-ups?
Nelson: Who cares? With no adults, I _run_ this city....