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• Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
  But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them....
• Abe: Let me through! Let me through. Lisa: Oh, Grampa, they pelted you too?
  Abe: No, actually, I fell down at the Big Boy. -- Great free-food scams, "Homer the Vigilante...
• Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of Death?
  Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on the couch] Dad, I love you, but -- [angry] you're a weird, sore-headed old crank and nobody likes you!...
• Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you were there, and [points to Homer] &l
  you> were there... Lisa: Uh, Grampa, maybe I should moisten your washcloth....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
  Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member -- Home...
• Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
  .. Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure it's nothing....
• Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
  Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
• Abe: I'm a member! Homer: Huh? Abe: What? Homer: What?
  Abe: Huh? Lisa: You're a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?...