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• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
  [bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
• Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
  .. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
• Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
  [Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project....
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• Lisa: You know, Maggie hasn't been a Simpson as long as us.
  I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad....
• Marge: Can you see them? Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
  I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woma...
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....