Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one. Come on, this
one's easy.
Lisa: [pause] We give up.
Ned: Well, guess! Book of Revelations, fire-breathing lion's head,
tail made out of snakes...who else is it going to be?
Bart: [unsure] Jesus?
Ned: [yelling] Je...Jes...don't you kids know anything? The Serpent
of Rehaboam?
[the kids look blank]
The Well of Zohassadar?
[the kids look blank]
The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?
Maude: Wait. That's the kind of thing you should start learning at
baptism.
Lisa: Um, ahem, actually, you see, ahem, we were never baptised.
[Ned groans and faints]
Maude: Oh! Neddy? Neddy? [waves smelling salts under him]
Neddy!
Ned: [wakes up] No, that ain't gonna do it. [faints again]
-- How to make Ned faint,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
