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• One morning, Daddy bear came down for breakfast to find his porridge bowl empty.
  He angrily growled,"who`s been eating my porridge?...
• Grandma: [voice over] We'd met the enemy and it was Montgomery Burns.
  Drastic action _had_ to be taken to stop his war machine!...
• Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish, even.
  [Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?...
• That's okay, my mother didn't BEAR me either!
• Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car!
• Woman: Morris, something troubles me. Moe: Don't worry, baby, my mother won't be home for another 20 minutes.
  -- Moe and the waitress in bed, "Flaming Moe'...
• If you move the TV any closer to the bed I'll be sleeping with Jay Leno!
• Sleep is a death; oh, make me try By sleeping what it is to die, And as gently lay my head On my grave as now my bed!
  -- Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682) -- Religio Medici, Part ii, Sect. xii...
• Grandma: It all started in the 60s... [flash to young Homer playing "Operation"] Home
  Take out wrenched ankle." [getting electrocuted] Mom!...