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• Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere.
  It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right now....
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror II...
• Homer: Aah! OK, don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.
  [remembers Abe with hair and a tuxedo] Abe...
• a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar] Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
  Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family....
• Wiggum: Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action -- [fires his gun six times through the wall] Take that, you lousy dimension!
  [the bullets fly toward Homer, but spiral around the widening hole and get sucked into it] Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• picture shows a green line] Bart: There's nothing wrong with your television set.
  Do not attempt to adjust your picture. _We_ are controlling the transmission....
• Kent Family Law: Never change your plans because of the weather.
• X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
  Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the nightmare....