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• Ned: Oh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret!
  A special celebrity dad has been arranged for you....
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!
  [drinks some squishy] -- Barney to Milhouse and Bart, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it now.
  Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife! Cool! Home...
• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No.
  Then it'll be his fault. Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!...
• Bart: OK, look: I made a terrible mistake. I wandered into a Junior Camper recruitment center, but what's done is done
  I've made my bed, and ow I've got to weasel out of it....
• Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
  ..and... put that in there, and you...ah!...