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• Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay.
  Pfft. It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity. Homer: Stupidity, eh? King-Size Home...
• Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.
  Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a pathetic attempt to look professional.
  Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway?...
• Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um, uh, er.
  ..} {[Homer waves his nametag back and forth]} {Ooh, uh....
• Lenny: Uh oh...he's done for! Carl: Ehh, don't worry.
  The safety glass will protect us. [Gas leaks through the glass] Lenny...
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...