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  Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
  Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
  .. Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] [Bart runs off] Marge...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is getting boring man!
  Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Homer: Oh, 125 bucks... [Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head] Flande
  Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself....
• Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed. Home
  Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
  You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...