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• Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
  [jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...
• But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.
  Now I'm a big fat dynamo. -- Homer Simpson King-Size Home...
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
• Bart: Hey, Homer, you promised Mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside.
  Homer: Nuts to that. I'm going to the movies. Lisa...
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your salmon, that's your business.
  But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with me? -- Homer Simpson Much Apu About Nothing...
• Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy, and you be what's-his-face.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...