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• Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a cemetery person.
  Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
  Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh....
• Homer: Hey, everybody! I've got a big surprise for you!
  Presenting...my mother! [everyone drops their food and talks incredulously] Grandma...
• Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome. Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
  I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum] Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was over.
  Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified....