Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day. One was real
pretty, t'other, sort of plain.
[the FBI guys, Burns, and Smithers go to the Bouvier
sisters' house]
Friday: Ma'am, we're going to need your assistance in locating this
individual.
Selma: [giggling] Oh, I'm fresh. Don't you want to play "Good
cop, bad cop"?
Friday: Ma'am, we're all good cops.
Selma: I had no intention of playing the good cops.
Burns: Ew. Look, we know you bought the tombstone, we know the
fugitive visited that tombstone. Whose tombstone was it?
Patty: Just lift up your coffee cups and see.
[they see Homer's tombstone]
Smithers: Good Lord!
Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start
with Greektown.
Friday: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside
down.
Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh,
giros.
Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.
-- Joe Friday's sharp eye, "Mother Simpson"
