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• Grampa: Hey everybody, I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!
  Family: Here we go again! -- More PowerBook Puke, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Bart: Look at that hunk of junk. Grampa: Oh, jeeh -- you're ignorant!
  That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil....
• Krusty: Aaah! Not my extendo-glove! They haven't made those since the war.
  Oh, not my Paris backdrop! How am I going to make fun of the Frogs!...
• Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned food drive.
  Your generous donations have made this our slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever!...
• Krusty: What is the freaking holdup? Bob: Die, Krusty, Die!
  -- Slow-motion kamikaze, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Homer: Free Duff!? Viva life! -- Homer at the Air Show, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
• Marge: Wait! Wait, my children are in there! Guard
  You must be very proud, Ma'am. -- Thick as a brick, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun. Guard
  I have three medals for this. -- Heroism at its finest, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.
  So don't bother pointing that out....