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• Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place. Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us!
  That fancy house'll never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in _this_ neighborhood....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• Gerry: Hi! Pleased to meet you, I just moved in. My name is Gerry Ford.
  Homer: [gasps] Former President Gerald Ford? Put her there!...
• Homer: [yawns] Marge, I'm bored. Marge: Why don't you read something?
  Homer: Because I'm trying to _reduce_ my boredom. Marge...
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• Homer: All right, his story checks out. Marge, would you love me more if I were President?
  'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy. Marge...
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
• Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me?
  Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield....