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• Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"!
  I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd....
• Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
  After much soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names....
• Ned: [nervous] Well, a friendly Springfield "Hello" there, neighbors.
  Uh, you know, we think some kids of ours may be missing in your town....
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• Ned: Jeepers H. Crackers. I'd better call the Reverend.
  [pushes "Rev. Lovejoy" button on phone] [the Rev is playing with a train set] Mrs....
• Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? Ned: Uh-huh. Homer: [eats some] One, two.
  .. hey, what's the big idea? Ned: Oh, I admit it....
• Bart: Dr. Hibbert, who was that man? Hibbert: [chuckles] Why
  Bart, telling you that would violate the patient-doctor privilege, just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live....
• Lisa: Mom, let's just grab what we can and get out of here!
  This storm is making people crazy. [two old hands feel around Lisa's spikey hair] Mrs....