Ned: So, If You're Looking For A Half-bag Of Charcoal Briquettes Or An Artificial Christmas Tree (trunk Only), Come On Over To The Hibbert Table, Pronto!

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Ned: So, if you're looking for a half-bag of charcoal briquettes
or an artificial Christmas tree (trunk only), come on over
to the Hibbert table, pronto!
Well, sir, looks like we've got some nice items at table
Glick...like this! What the heckaroony is this, Mrs. Glick?
Mrs. Glick: [into the mike] It is a candy dish, Ned. $90.
Ned: Uh huh. Well, I -- uh, I guess you could put a lot of nice
things in there --
Mrs. Glick: No! Just candy, Ned. $90.
-- Perhaps it's from the Ming Dynasty?,
"Two Bad Neighbors"

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