Skinner: Ah, These Uniforms Are Godsend. Horseplay Is Down 40%, Youthful Exuberance Has Been Cut In Half, High Spirits Are At An All-time Low.

Skinner: Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an inflammatory T-shirt slogan.
No, no, now don't try to remember what that slogan was!...
Bart: Wow! Look at all the colors, man! Lisa: Red, green, yellow, orange!
I remember all of these. Milhouse: I'm freaking out!...
Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and faculty have a few suggestions.
Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and a brand new filthy blanket....
Skinner: Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science.
You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention....
Skinner: A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is seventy five cents?
That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles....
Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
Skinner: Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man -- Nelso
Radio_active_ Man, stupid! Skinner: Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that....
Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...