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Lisa: Come On, Mom, You Never Treat Yourself To Anything.
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Lisa: Come on, Mom, you never treat yourself to anything.
Marge: Oh sure I do. I treated myself to Sanka not three days ago.
-- You were out of Montreal Morn, I presume?,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
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Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
-- Lisa rides the pony at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?...
Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
Lisa: The rich are different from you and me Marge
Yes, they're better. -- Socially better, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...