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• Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
  Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds up a short shirt reading "Classy Lassy"] You can wear this shirt to work....
• Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
  Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?...
• It wouldn't be right to buy something just for me. If it were a suit we all could wear, maybe.
  .. -- Marge tries on a Chanel suit, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
  Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Apu: Oh, Mrs. Simpson, you are looking very prosperous today.
  Might I interest you in some of our impulse items here by the cash register?...
• Lisa: Come on, Mom, you never treat yourself to anything.
  Marge: Oh sure I do. I treated myself to Sanka not three days ago....
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
  [turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...