Homer: I'm going to regale everyone with my anecdote. You know, the
one I tried to say on the radio? Heh, heh. Who's going to
"bleep" me this time?
Bart: I'm going to pose as an Italian count and get some old lady to
leave me all her money.
Lisa: I'm going to ask people if they know their servant's last
names, or in the case of butlers, their first.
Marge: No, no, no! Not tonight! No vulgarity, no mischief, no
politics. Just be good!
[an uncomfortable pause]
Bart: I'm sorry, mom. I'll behave.
Lisa: I won't say anything controversial.
Homer: I just won't say anything, okay, honey?
Maggie: *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck*
[Marge glares at her]
[silence]
-- Silence of the Laughs,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
