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• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Bart: [laughing at I&S] You know, this isn't so bad.
  I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted with an old friend called television....
• Lisa: You gotta hand it to Krusty. Homer: Yeah. Even with all his problems, he's still willing to do something unbelievably dangerous just to entertain his fans.
  All: Wow. Bart: Yeah, that's my Krusty. I got a feeling he'll be all right....
• Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
  Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Kent: This just in: Krusty the Klown staged a press conference today to defend himself against charges that his products are unsafe
  his theme park is a death trap, and that he's marketing videos of Tanya Harding's wedding night....