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• Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh-- [Homer pushes him and takes his bell] Home
  Get lost! [rings the bell] Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!...
• Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
  What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba...
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
  Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
  [a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....