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• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are square.
  -- Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• I would have you imagine, then, that there exists in the mind of man a block of wax.
  .. and that we remember and know what is imprinted as long as the image la...
• Skinner: Now, as you all know, Springfield's 200th birthday is only a week away.
  Every class will do its part to make our local bicentennial just as memorable as our national bicentennial....
• Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
  Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
• Hugh: I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying.
  You know, I've attempted to enjoy your family on a personal level, on an ironic level, as a novelty, as camp, as kitsch, as cautionary example....
• Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
  .. is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's skull and uses it as a dummy] [as skull] Oh, I wish chief....
• Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?
  -- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby, "Lisa the Iconocla...