Announcer: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome To An Evening Of Exciting Quarter-mile Action, Action, Action!

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Announcer: Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting
quarter-mile action, action, action! Our first race is a
benefit for daredevil Lance Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch, who's
hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver!
[crowd cheers]
Homer: All right! Liver!
-- Ask the connoisseur, "Homer the Smithers"

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