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• The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
  .. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
• You think you've got guts. Try raising my kids. -- Homer to Murdoch, "Bart the Daredevil
• Smithers: [on mike] Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway.
  It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem. [softly] Do we need all those "mayhems"?...
• TV Announcer: The following is a public service announceme
  Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum....
• Licorice is the liver of candy. -- Michael O'Donoghue
• The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Live
• Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
• If at first you don't succeed, stand on your head and eat an alligator liver.
  Alligator liver has the strange effect of making it all seem so profoundly hopeless that you just don't care anymore....