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Burns: Now, I Insist That You Take A Vacation, Just As Soon As A Temporary Substitute Can Be Found.
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Burns: Now, I insist that you take a vacation, just as soon as a
temporary substitute can be found.
[leads Smithers to the door and closes it]
[from behind the door] Sheesh.
-- Smithers is overworked, "Homer the Smithers"
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