Burns: Stay back Homer, approach no further, coffee's already made. I
stomped the beans myself.
Homer: Uh, well, can I at least drive you home, Mr. Burns? It's 5:00.
Burns: No! I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening.
Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure
the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and
which the deceleratrix, hmm?
-- Yeah, somewhere on the back, "Homer the Smithers"