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• phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
  .. Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?...
• Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to have a very crowded schedule.
  This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartende...
• ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
  Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...
• Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females, and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
  Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey... [dials] Hello, Selma Bouvier?...
• Troy: Yeah, in a minute... darling. [hangs up] Well, she may be helping my career, but she's starting to cramp my style.
  Parker: Oh, who cares, the offers are rolling in. Paramount wants you for a buddy comedy with Rob Lowe and Hugh Grant....
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Parker: Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play McBain's sidekick in.
  .. brace yourself, the new McBain movie! Troy: McBain's sidekick?...
• Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean!
  Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
• Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
  Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....