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• Selma: It's so modern... it's ultra-modern, like living in a not-to-distant future.
  Troy: Now you make yourself at home here, I'll be sleeping downstairs in the visitors center....
• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer? Troy
  You make it sound so sordid, look: don't we have a good time together?...
• Wiggum: License please? [Troy hands his license] Says here you need corrective lenses.
  Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses?...
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Selma: All these celebrities on the walls; I'm just know a big star like you is up there somewhere.
  Troy: Uh, yes, I'm over there... [vaguely points somewhere] Selma...