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The studio's closed until Tuesday; animators have A.A. on Monday.
-- Chester's inside comment on cartoon animation,
"The Day the Violence Died"
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Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign] Ba...
Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence....
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....
To Roger Myers, keep drawing, your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent.
Your pal, Chester J....
Myers: So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all
and you expect me to give you... how much? Cheste...
Bart: There's a box you can sleep in. Chester: Thanks.
Bart: Just move that cot out of the way. Cheste...
Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy, you should be a millionaire.
Chester: Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s....
Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
-- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...