I Do Owe Many Thanks To Lester And Eliza. This Is A Great Vindication For Anybody Who Has Ever Taken A Bath, Went To Get The Paper, Fell Down, And The Door Slam Behind Them And The Doorknow Break Off.

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I do owe many thanks to Lester and Eliza. This is a great vindication
for anybody who has ever taken a bath, went to get the paper, fell
down, and the door slam behind them and the doorknow break off.
-- A day in the life of Apu, "The Day the Violence Died"

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