Bart: [handing Out Envelopes] Gentlemen, For Our Road Trip I Have Taken The Liberty Of Preparing An Airtight And Utterly Plausible Alibi For Use On Our Parents.

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Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have
taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly
plausible alibi for use on our parents.
[Milhouse at home...]
Milhouse: I have been selected to represent the school at the national
grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
[Martin at home...]
Martin: I've been selected to represent the school at the national
grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
[Nelson at home...]
Nelson: [leaving his house] I'm goin' away for a week. See ya!
-- Well, not plausible for Nelson,
"Bart on the Road"

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