Martin: [wakes Up And Looks Out The Window] Oh! We've Arrived In The Vast Cornfields Of Canada.

Martin: [wakes Up And Looks Out The Window] Oh! We've Arrived In The Vast Cornfields Of Canada.

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Martin: [wakes up and looks out the window] Oh! We've arrived in
the vast cornfields of Canada. How much further to the
grammar rodeo?
Nelson: Grammar rodeo? We're going to a grammar rodeo?
Bart: We're not going to a grammar rodeo. That was just an
alibi, Milton.
Milhouse: [whispers] Martin.
Bart: Martin.
-- Whoopsy-doodle, "Bart on the Road"

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Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly plausible alibi for use on our parents.
[Milhouse at home...] Milhouse: I have been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada....
Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
[Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Ba
Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...
RODEO FLOOZY -- a saddle tramp.
Bart: We got no car! Martin: We got no money! Milhouse
And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded!...
Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison County.
-- Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
Database: Uh, the trail has become indistinct. I suggest we split up to cover more ground.
Bart: Good idea. Milhouse, you and me will be Omega Team....