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• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names. Ba
  How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign....
• Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
  . Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
• Burns: [clears throat] I'm pleased to dedicate this remote work terminal
  it will allow our safety inspector here to perform his duties from home....
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• Burns: [from his office] Simpson? Simpson? [walks into Smithers' office] Did you get that report on the accounting department?
  Homer: Yes sir, I did. [reads] "The accounting department is located on the 3rd floor....