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  I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
• Homer: Dad! Abe: Son! Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
  Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house....
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
• Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
  OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Let's roll up our elbows and get to work.
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....