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• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Burns: Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man", but I'm really not such a bad dude.
  Oh, your milk's gone cold -- I'll ring for the maid....
• I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
  And I want you to know that when I die, you're all welcome to visit me in rich men's heaven....
• Burns: Don't kill me... Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly
  Monty Burns cowardly. I just want to watch you squirm....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: You coward! You're an embarrassment to the name Hellfish.
  Burns: Oh, am I? [aims his gun at Bart] Abe: No!...
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
  .. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....