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Why Do You Need New Bands? Everyone Knows Rock Attained Perfection In 1974.
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Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in
1974. It's a scientific fact.
-- Homer, "Homerpalooza"
Related:
You're not going to school today. Today your classroom will be the Capitol City amphitheate
your teacher, four dozen rock bands. So, get ready for some well-supervised craziness while you rock out with your father!...
Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding into my skull!
[the central part of the speaker shoots through her hair] Hapablap...
Why yes, as a matter of fact, everyone IS laughing at you.
Everyone knows that dragons don't exist. But while this simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific mind.
The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned with what does exist....
Everyone knows that dragons don't exist. But while this simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific mind.
The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned with what DOES exist....
Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
The lonely and the hunted explode into rock and roll bands.
Everyone knows that dragons don't exist. But while this simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific mind.
The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned with what ____does exist....