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• Marge: Ooh, it's so beautiful! This is what I imagine Paris must be like.
  Homer: You've never been? Marge: I'm so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host to all these upscale chain stores....
• I hate discount stores. They're all deceptive. The way they advertise is misleading.
  I spotted a sign, three o'clock in the morning. This is what the sign said...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
  Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
• Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
  Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• Kent: ... through downtown Springfield today gutting Symphony Hall, the Springfield Museum of Natural History, the Springfield Arts Center, and Barney's Bowl-o-rama.
  Homer: Waugh! [chokes] Oh no! [walks into kitchen] Marge!...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....