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• for the Orchestra which is Business reflects the Symphony of the Mind, the Crown which makes Man King.
  -- Jeff Daiell, in "The Most Dangerous Radical...
• What happened to the Chinese Symphony Orchestra during its most recent Western tour?
  It became the Chinese String Quartet....
• The following appeared in a memo from a budget planner for the City of Grandview.
  "To avoid a budget deficit next year, the City of Grandview must eliminate its funding for the Grandview Symphony....
• A great symphony orchestra should be savored like cognac.
  Lift the filled glass to the light. Admire the amber hue....
• Did you hear about the operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
• Did you hear about an operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
• Color is like an orchestra playing behind a singer too loud." -- Will Eisne
• Q: "Why? Why, to give you a taste of your future..
  .a preview of things to come. Con permiso, capitan?...
• I make stained-glass contact lenses--for people who want to sleep in church. -- London Lee